Monday, April 25, 2011

McGangbang




 McGangBang
    How many times have you ordered a gangbang and had a team of people make it happen for you?  Well I had my first experience very recently.  The mission was to walk into a McDonald’s and order a McGangbang which is a whole McChicken stuffed into a Double Cheeseburger.  According to Professor Kurpis taking no for an answer was not an option, McDonald's aims to please and they must complete my order as requested.

         I walked into the McDonalds on 44th and Lexington at about 6pm.  At that time it's usually just tourists in there so the staff is used to dealing with all types of people.  Although McDonald's serve a wide variety of people, the staff at any of their locations usually tend to be from one ethnicity.  Some McDonalds have a Black staff while others have a Latino staff and so on.  The one I went into had the Latino staff.  I wait for my turn and when the young lady calls for my attention I begin to tell her I want a McGangbang.  I could've said that I wanted a double cheeseburger with a McChicken shoved in it but I wanted to see how she would react.  So after repeating the word gangbang a few too many times I explain to her what it was exactly.  In addition I explained to her that I needed a receipt that reflected my special order.  As the professor predicted I was told this wasn't possible.  The young lady told me she would give me two burgers that I can put together as I pleased.  I told her no and repeated my order.  She says she can't do it because the burger will be too big to be wrapped.  I noticed that she had an accent so I begin to ask her again and in detail in Spanish. This seemed to take the edge off the situation.  While I was explaining to her again what it was I wanted one of her colleague’s approaches her to see what it was that was making her laugh.  He didn't really get involved just made a "WTF" expression.  The young lady then turns around and I can hear her explaining in detail what exactly I ordered to the people that assemble the burgers.  Once again there is laughter and I can hear one of them say "he must have a big mouth".  Seconds later my McGangbang is was ready.  I took it out the bag and it looked as gross as I imagined.   After unwrapping this monstrosity I take a picture of it and notice the receipt didn’t have any indication of my special order.  I bring it to the cashier’s attention and she tells me that the register only indicated if I were to be adding a meat or excluding a condiment and such.  She did put in effort to create a valid receipt for me but whatever she input into the register did not say special order.  She calls a manager over who explains to me that the only thing the register will print are things like cheeseburger no onions no ketchup extra pickles, or adding another meat to it.  It will not print double cheeseburger with McChicken stuffed into it.  I firmly insisted that I needed the receipt to print my order as requested, but things were getting a bit uncomfortable and I noticed that they were trying to figure something out.  If I was sure the register could do that I would have stayed and made a stronger request(although I think I was already pushing the boundaries of civility at this point) but I never worked at McDonald’s and if I did it would’ve been a long time ago, so who knows if the register technology has changed.  I had to assume that the cashier and manager know how to handle the register better than I could.  The manager didn’t apologize which bothered me a bit but what she did do was physically write “Special Order” I have to admit that part impressed me.  She was totally entertaining this strange request and tried hard to produce the receipt for me. 

         If I were hired as a management consultant to this particular McDonald's I would rate the staff's management process as very poor.  The communication they exhibited to each other was more out of curiosity rather than trying to be helpful in processing my order.  The order was strange indeed but not very complicated.  It’s basically one burger inside another.  I would imagine adding different sauces and holding the onions, pickles and adding extra tomatoes to a burger would be more complicated.  There was too much negative communication to me as the customer.  The order taker rejected my order before finally realizing she had a job to do.  I also did not find the” big mouth” comment to be a respectable way to communicate in front of a paying customer.  I would recommend that they receive further training in regard to company policy and proper behavior.  For many McDonald’s employees this is their first taste of employment and it would be in their best interest to understand professional etiquette before they enter a different career path (or plan to pursue one at McDonald’s).  I understand that they are young and it was funny to make something so strange, but they should be reminded that they can still laugh and enjoy their jobs without being offensive. 

        The actual manufacturing was seamless.  Once the order was placed it took around a minute for the burger to be handed to me.  That part was very impressive.  I thought for a second that they gave me the wrong sandwich but they didn’t.  The actual assembly didn’t need much adjusting; it was the order taking process that lacked consideration to the customer's request.

        If I had to pick a leader in this situation it would have to be the young lady that took my order.  The only time she asked for assistance was for printing the receipt I wanted but that was only after she tried herself and wanted a second opinion.  For the most part she was judge, jury and executioner.  When she decided that this order was possible she turned around and told the preparers to make it happen.  Unfortunately, I had to convince her that my order was possible. Leadership is a necessary skill to work at McDonald's but it should be practiced by someone leading in compliance with company policy and its mission.  Overall I would recommend training for all employees at that branch.  They have mastered the mechanics of preparing the food at record speed but in doing so have forfeited proper customer appreciation and service. 

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Personal Profile System

 
So according to the DiSC profiling system I am a type "C" ( Cd to be exact).  This means I am Conscientious.  The C type person pays a lot of attention to detail and prefers clearly defined  tasks and objectives.  This person needs others to make quick decisions, compromise with opposition, and encourage teamwork.  According to DiSC type C's prefer exact job descriptions, need to develop tolerance for conflict, prefer scheduled performance appraisals and to be more effective need to respect people's personal worth as much as their accomplishments. 
I would say that this diagnostic did get a few things right like my attention to detail.  I find that details are very important.  While I understand that it is important to be able to realize when too much time is being spent on minor details.  I really don't think that I disregard peoples personal worth, while I do respect accomplishments I don't simply look at that aspect of a person and run with it.
If I could be another type I guess I would pick D.  The D's seem to get results.  They don't readily accept the status quo which means that they are forward thinkers.  Depending on the professional environment these qualities could be quite valuable.
Can someone become a different type?  I believe so.  If you focus on recognizing personal behavior that you would like to change you can indeed change.  Breaking bad habits and developing good ones will help you in becoming the type of person you want to be.
These types of tests can help you in having an idea of why someone makes the decisions they make or how best to approach them in regard to a professional endeavor.  However, I would not simply rely on a diagnostic to determine the nature of an individual.  People are complicated animals.  We need to look at their deeds and history in addition to exchanging ideas with them in order to best understand their perspective.

Personal Profile System

According to the DiSC Personal Profile System I am a type "C" (well Cd to be exact).  These types tend to

Sunday, April 3, 2011

It was all a dream...

I'm I big believer in the power of thought.  If you believe it you can make it happen.  I saw this movie called "What the #@%* do we know", it highlighted the effect that your thoughts have on what is attracted to your life and how you attract it.  There was a scene where it is explained how the brain and its synapses work as a muscle.  A person that is generally happy reinforces the pathways for happy thoughts to travel through the brain and nervous system. Since those pathways are constantly being "exercised" it becomes easier to feel that way.  If a person is a miserable #$&* then they exercise feeling that way and it takes very little for their brain to let negative thoughts travel, and let's face it nobody wants to be around or do anything for unpleasant people.   I've also seen The Secret and NOT because Oprah said I should, although some of it seems a bit far fetched a agree with its main message of aligning yourself with positive vibrations with the universe (no I am not a hippie).  For those of you that wanna get extra deep with this google Carl Jung synchronicity.
Wow I could not believe how old school that video was, the walkman reference was classic. the message however was extremely valuable, if you don't have vision and a positive one at that you have already decided against success. 
Let's see how this can apply to my own personal/business goals after graduating.
Goal 1: Own some property within 5 years.
Action: I've already envisioned what I want,  and worked backwards from there.  I've "seen" the door, the interior, the kitchen with stainless steel appliances and so on.  I have also started saving and doing things to improve my credit score. 

Goal 2:  Becoming a CFA Chartered Financial Analyst.  I've always wanted to learn another language and I have decided to learn the language of money.  With this Charter I can basically find decent employment worldwide and be a resource to those with less fluency in finance.
Action: I have done my research and have spoken to a member of a CFA study group.  So after graduating I will at least know people who have started the process.

Goal 3:  Solid family. Well my vision of a solid family involves a nice home with a loving wife and happy kids running around.  I envision having a home that sets a great foundation for my kids and a refuge from what can be a hectic world.   
Action:  Well for one I don't plan on marrying anybody that doesn't share that vision.  If the vision doesn't match then it just aint gonna work.   I also take advice from people who are working on their home life.  I basically try to listen to those who are DOING what I would like to replicate.  No sense in taking advice, whether professional or personal from people doing it wrong themselves.